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phantomhivevoid:

alohomoira:

norsedemigod:

alohomoira:

alohomoira:

what gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?

her/she

WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES

i know right this pun was pretty… sweet

I can stomach it

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frosted:

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

 

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deeeeaaan:

em0rexia:

jamtards:

im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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loOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

this looks about one second away from a dramatic murder scene

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fadedrunes:

ah yes

make sure my calculator is away 

wouldn’t want me to cheat

on the english portion

with a calculator

logic

so much logic

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  • ap student:hey im going to my ap class
  • ap student:ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
  • ap student:ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
  • ap student:AP
  • ap student:listen to me
  • ap student:look at me
  • ap student:AP
  • ap student:IM SMART
  • ap student:LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
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timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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